“I don’t really get this fascination that people have with the ocean. I mean, I stare at it for ten minutes and I go, Ok, I get it…I feel aggravated that I’m missing what other people are getting.”

— Larry David, star of HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm, in second season episode entitled “The Thong.” [See: Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Curb Review, One more time for HotManila.PH]