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A big bowl of wrong

Larry David and Jeff Garlin (www.performink.com)
PRIMETIME television hardly imitates life.
If it did, many males—especially those of my age and temperament—would be spending their carefree days and nights in the pursuit of scantily-clad starlets, hoping for wardrobe malfunctions.
Unfortunately, real life—such as we know it—involves working two jobs to make rent money, ensuring that the cat gets regular visits from the vet, and avoiding the nosy landlady who has expressly disallowed animals in her apartment.
In short, the life and times of a happily-married, submissive, and faithful Filipino male such as myself has none of the excitement and the drama found on soaps currently broadcast on television.
However, when my wife and I had an unpleasant experience at a mid-market Chinese restaurant, we found common cause to turn to television to exactly describe what we went through.
Our dining experience, to borrow a colorful phrase from award-winning cable television show Curb Your Enthusiasm, was “a big bowl of wrong.” The phrase was originally uttered by Jeff Garlin, (shown in the right of the picture from performink.com) who plays the manager of Larry David, (on the picture’s left) Seinfeld co-creator, whose fictional life is what the show is all about.
Even before we entered the establishment—located at Gateway Mall in Quezon City—the arrangement and the decor gave us the impression that the restaurant was not your typical, inexpensive hole-in-the-wall which offered fly soup as a side dish.
While it was not an upscale restaurant, it nevertheless emphasized that it was neither fastfood establishment especially since we were made to wait before we were ushered to our tables. Which wasn’t any trouble at all until we realized that we were seated beside a gaggle of noisy, middle-aged women who applauded anytime any single one of them uttered a syllable.
In the meantime, the waitstaff was as responsive as government employees taking their daily two-hour lunch breaks. Whenever we tried to call their attention, in our vain attempt to inform them of our orders, they seemed to pretend that they were busy serving other customers.
To ease hunger and to ward off our growing impatience, we simply munched on the complimentary dish of kropeck crackers immediately made available after we were seated. Fortunately, before anyone took the last piece of kropeck, a waitress came by. Noticing that my wife and I had were both eyeing the last cracker, the waitress, gifted with tremendous powers of perception, asked us whether we had ordered already.
My wife, hungry and irritated, replied in the negative, especially when she found the last kropeck missing.
Her irritation was later compounded when she discovered that her order—a beef and wanton noodle soup—was far too salty for her taste. I didn’t doubt her culinary assessment one bit, knowing fully well that she eats everything—from adobo to kare-kare—with patis.
But since I needed to fill myself up, I nevertheless took generous bites of the pieces of beef and the noodles that came with my brisket noodle soup.
While it wasn’t bad, it wasn’t exactly the best noodle soup I ever had. After forking out P150++ for each dish, we were convinced that we were served two big bowls of wrong that night. And don’t even get me started on the matronas.

12 comments
Nguyenchinh
Nguyenchinh

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Nguyenchinh
Nguyenchinh

If it did, many males—especially those of my age and    Máy hút ẩm công nghiệp temperament—would be spending their carefree days and nights in the pursuit of scantily-clad starlets, hoping for wardro

Nguyenchinh
Nguyenchinh

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While it was not an upscale restaurant, it nevertheless emphasized that it was neither fastfood establishme

Nguyenchinh
Nguyenchinh

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Nguyenchinh
Nguyenchinh

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Nguyenchinh
Nguyenchinh

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Nguyenchinh
Nguyenchinh

the arrangement and the decor gave us theThang nhôm impression that the restaurant was not your typical, inexpensive hole-in-the-wall which offered fly soup as a side dish

Faye Ilogon
Faye Ilogon

Yikes. You have to name this restaurant. My own big bowl of wrong was served to me in an establishment specializing in a type of shell delicacy. And, oh boy, I suffered three days of sheer agony due to food poisoning. Let's make a collective blog listing restaturants that serve big bowls of wrong! Then we can go back to the said restaurants and see if they've reformed or what. How about it? I don't think www.bigbowlsofwrong.wordpress.com is taken yet.